Waiter Rant

<p>According to The Waiter 80 percent of customers are nice people just looking for something to eat. The remaining 20 percent however are socially maladjusted psychopaths.</p><p>Eye-opening outrageous and unabashed--replete with tales of customer stupidity arrogant misbehavior and unseen tidbits of human grace in the most unlikely places--<em>Waiter Rant</em> presents the server's unique point of view revealing surefire secrets to getting good service proper tipping etiquette and ways to ensure that your waiter won't spit on your food.</p>