Ready or Not

<p>Top ten things Samantha Madison isn't ready for</p><p>10. Spending Thanksgiving at Camp David<br />9. With her boyfriend the president's son<br />8. Who wants to take things to the Next Level<br />7. Which Sam inadvertently announces live on MTV<br />6. While discussing the president's dubious policies on families morals and yes sex<br />5. Juggling her new after-school job at Potomac Video<br />4. Even though she's already the (unpaid) teen ambassador to the UN <br />3. Getting accosted because she's the redheaded girl who saved the president's life despite her new ebony tresses<br />2. Dealing with her popular sister Lucy who for once can't get the guy she wants</p><p>And the number-one thing Sam isn't ready for?</p><p>1. Finding out the hard way that in art class life drawing means naked people</p>