Happy Bloody Christmas

<strong>Don't miss the perfect Christmas present for yourself (or for that best friend who would definitely help you hide a body...)</strong> <p>---------------------</p><p> <strong>Anna's Christmas Eve To Do List: </strong> </p><p>1. Wrap the kids' presents​</p><p>2. Peel the potatoes ​</p><p>3. <em>Get rid of the dead body?!</em></p><p>Hungover and exhausted after her family's annual party all Anna Johnson wants for Christmas is to finish her to-do list and finally sit down with the world's biggest glass of wine.</p><p>But when she stumbles across a dead body in her larder her plans are well and truly buggered.</p><p>A mysterious death in her home <em>really </em>is the last thing she needs but with her judgemental in-laws arriving in less than twenty-four hours turning her house into a crime scene is not an option. If she's going to save Christmas it's up to Anna to find out what the hell's gone on. Oh - and figure out what to do with the body before one of the kids finds it.</p><p> <strong>And you thought burning the turkey was the worst that could happen... </strong> </p><p>---------------------</p>��<strong><em>Not Another Bloody Christmas</em> is out now!</strong>��<p> <strong>READERS LOVE HAPPY BLOODY CHRISTMAS!</strong> </p><p>'Had me in fits of laughter tears streaming down my face!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐</p><p>'Will be going in everyone's stockings this Christmas!'⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐</p><p>'Engaging and quirky in the very best way' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐</p><p>'A must read for Winter 2024!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐</p><p>'I was absorbed from the very first page' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐</p><p>'I have never laughed so much while reading a book!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐</p><p> <strong>'</strong>So fresh exciting funny and intelligent!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐</p><p>'Kept me guessing until the end!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐</p><p>'An absolute riotous Christmas cracker!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐</p><p>'Motherland meets Agatha Christie....The funniest book I have read this year!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐</p><p>'I would 100% recommend this book!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐</p><p> <strong>AUTHORS LOVE HAPPY BLOODY CHRISTMAS!</strong> </p><p>'An outrageously funny festive romp which is as utterly wonderful as it is (Christmas) crackers!' <strong>MIKE GAYLE</strong></p><p>'A brilliantly written hilarious whodunnit. Smart and very very funny.'<strong> IAN MOORE</strong></p><p>'So funny I'm annoyed I didn't write it!' <strong>GILL SIMS</strong></p><p>'This hilarious sweary cheerful whodunnit is a full-on festive romp that will make you laugh out loud.' <strong>ADELE PARKS FOR <em>Platinum </em></strong></p><p> <em>'</em>The perfect present for the friend who would help you hide a body!' <strong>CHRISSIE MANBY</strong></p><p>'Hilarious festive and relatable. A total Christmas cracker!' <strong>FIONA LEITCH</strong></p><p>'So good you should sack off Christmas dinner and read this instead!' <strong>HARPER FORD</strong></p><p>'A compulsive Christmas cake binge of a read - terrific!' <strong>J.M. HALL</strong></p><p>'Laugh a minute? More like laugh a second!' <strong>HANNAH HENDY</strong></p><p>'Hilarious with dollops of fun and a brilliant whodunnit!' <strong>JONATHAN WHITELAW</strong></p><p>'A five-star triumph!' <strong>ROSIE HANNIGAN</strong></p><p>'Chock-full of proper jokes!' <strong>ABIGAIL BURDESS</strong></p>